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‘An uproarious, sparky debut.’
JENNY COLGAN

‘A properly laugh-out loud warts ‘n’ all comedy which absolutely nails what it is like to be pregnant and become a mother for the first time. If you’ve ever had a baby, you’ll find yourself both laughing and crying, whilst shouting ‘yeah! That’s so true!’’
JOANNA REES

‘Very funny and painfully honest, Catherine Briars delights in sparing us no details of the reality of pregnancy, childbirth and parenting and in doing so relieves the pressure some women feel to maintain the ‘perfect life’.’
KERRY LEIGH, LAUGHING COWS COMEDY

A must read for everybody about to give birth. It won’t put you off, honest!  Nothing ever prepares you for the shock of childbirth and parenthood so this honest, hilarious and nipple twanging account is welcome relief from the earnest text books and NCT classes. Read this and weep… with laughter.’
LYNNE PARKER, FUNNY WOMEN DIRECTOR

‘Kate Bee is utterly loveable. I beg you to read this book and make all your girlfriends read it too.’
JENNA ELLIS

‘Had me laughing out loud from the very first sentence.’
HAZEL O’KEEFE, WOMEN IN COMEDY FESTIVAL DIRECTOR